Haroon Bijli

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Forget the Verdict, Follow the Humor!

Sample some of the humor I've been catching on Twitter. The guy called @b50 rocks. And there's more… [This is humor; no offense meant]
 
 
@sarcyjihadi: Can't we just set up a data center there and partition into 3 drives, with virtual temple, mosque.. & perhaps a porno site for revenues gen.

@over_rated: Ram Lalla just became Mayor of 1/3 of Ayodhya! #DelayedFourSquareUpdate

@MumbaiCentral: Ram gets 1/3rd, Hanuman gets 1/3rd, Sita gets screwed as usual.

@fakingnews: Breaking News: #Ayodhya case still being fought on Twitter and Facebook http://bit.ly/a475BU

@lindsayperiera: So, let me get this: Hindus will bow down on the left, Muslims on the right, and a bunch of wrestlers will tumble around in the middle?

What I don't understand is why the local "pan-bidi" shop has downed shutters after the verdict! How will I get my quota of fags now?

@thecomicproject: So, Hindus and Muslims might make out on a Hindu bed, while the Nirmohi dude will drill a hole and watch. *joinsNirmohiAkhara*

@moebile: ok now time for the bad news. The custodian of Ram Lalla is now effectively Mayawati @centerofright

@tweet_mi: Now the trick is to see to it that nobody sells off their third of the land. #ayodhya

@thecomicproject: I think it is good that a decision has been made, even if fragmented.Appeal or not, Kamasutra wins, we are kinky enough for 3somes.

@b50: Next thing the courts will decide on is whether Ganpati was actually drinking milk that day. (oh bugger, am I in contempt?)

@b50: Today I <3 Karunanidhi. "Who is this Raman? Which college did he study to become an engineer?"

@flyyoufools: Wrestling enthusiasts must be really happy to get 1/3rd. And people say sports are neglected in India.

@mahafreed: What about the press? They should get a portion too.

@b50: Overheard BMC Official: This was copied from Mumbai Mill Land case when 1/3 went to builder (yay!), 1/3 to us (yay!) and 1/3 to…

@b50: Overheard BMC official: If this was in Mumbai, we would have given FSI of 5, and extra 3 for parking. Everyone would have more land.
 
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